When Rajinikanth does push-ups, he isn't lifting himself up. He is pushing the earth down.Rajinikanth can delete the Recycle Bin.
Rajinikanth once kicked a horse in the chin. Its descendants are today called giraffes.
Rajinikanth can strangle you with a cordless phone.
Rajinikanth can make onions cry.
Rajinikanth doesn't breathe. Air hides in his lungs for protection.
Rajinikanth doesn't move at the speed of light. Light moves at the speed of Rajinikanth.
Rajinikanth kills two stones with one bird.
Google won't find Rajinikanth because you don't find Rajinikanth; Rajinikanth finds you.
What is the email ID of Rajinikanth…..gmail@rajanikanth.com
Rajinikanth killed Spiderman using Baygon Anti Bug Spray.
Rajinikanth got small pox when he was a kid. As a result small pox is now eradicated.
Rajinikanth’s calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd, no one fools Rajanikanth.Rajinikant can lick his elbows.
Rajinikant does not get frostbite. Rajnikant bites frost.
Rajinikant doesn’t wear a watch. He decides what time it is.
Rajinikant got his drivers license at the age of 16 seconds.
Rajinikanth sneezed only once in his entire life, that's when the tsunami occurred in the Indian ocean.
Rajinikanth can answer a missed call.
Even Gajini remembers Rajni !!!
Where there is a will, there is a way. Where there is Rajinikanth, there is no other way.
Once a cobra bit Rajinikanth' leg. After five days of excruciating pain, the cobra died.
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