PJ Puzzles

Worst PJ Puzzles:

*Ek dog road par ulta pada tha to log use worship karne lage. Kyu?
Kyuki DOG ka ulta is GOD

*Mare hue insan ke mooh me kya daloge?
Birla plus cement, kyuki "IS CEMENT ME JAAN HAI"

*What is the cube of 13?
Suroor, because
TERA*TERA*TERA=SUROOR

*What did the mother kangaroo say when she found her baby missing?
"Aila,meri pocket kisne maari"

*What would you call a girl who never laughs?
HASI-NA

*Why a heartbroken person doesnt need general knwldge?
Kyunki jab dil hi toot gaya to "GK" kya karenge

*Agar 2 peepal k ped ko rassi se baandh diya jaye to rassi ko kya kahenge?
NOKIA- Connecting peepal