millionaires

CRAZY TRUTH: All men are millionaires atleast in their sperm count.
The funny thing is...Even these millions are spent/wasted on girls!!

Structure plays a lot!!!

For a guy its eazy 2 pick up a Girl of 50kg,but for d same guy its quiet difficult 2 pick up a Gas Cylinder of 14 kg.
Structure plays lot !!!

Bansuri

Jindagi bansuri ki tarah hoti hai jismen chhed hi chhed hote hain. Jaisa unka(chhed) upyog hoga vaisi hi dhun nikalegi

Successful man & woman

A Successful Man Is 1 Who Makes More Money than His Wife Can Spent.. &
A Successful Women Is 1 Who Can Find Such A Man....!

Challenge

"Challenges r like trees seen through a running train.... As u approach them they grow bigger.... Once u pass them they become smaller".

Pardon?

A prince was cursed by a witch that he cud spk only 1 word/yr. but if he doesnt he cud save d wrds 4 d nxt yr.1 day he saw a pretty princess & fell in luv,he waited for 10yrs 2 say her "darling i luv u,i wud like 2 marry u."nd guess wat de princess replied.................... "PARDON?"

Easy english

An awesome thought...English would have been easier if shakespeare's mom had an abortion.

Tongue

"It takes three years to learn HOW to use it, but takes LIFETIME to learn WHEN &WHERE 2use it properly"